NATIONAL MASTERS NEWS
"FALSE START" COLUMNS

by David E. Ortman

• FALSE START #1: "Bring Back the Finish Tape!" NMN June 1999

• FALSE START #2: "'Wind-Aided,' My Foot" NMN July 1999

• FALSE START #3: "'Walking Billboards!'" NMN August 1999

• FALSE START #4: "'Where is My Meet Record?'" NMN September 1999

• FALSE START #5: "Hey, Buddy Can You Spare the Time?" NMN October 1999

• FALSE START #6: "Hurdles Down; Weights Up!" NMN December 1999

• FALSE START #7: "In Your Dreams" NMN March 2000

• FALSE START #8: "Events for the New Millennium" NMN July 2000

• FALSE START #9: "Whose National Track Meet is it Anyway?" NMN November 2000

• FALSE START #10: "Recount!"NMN February 2001

• FALSE START #11: "A Jock Strap by any Other Name Would Smell. . ." NMN April 2001

• FALSE START #12: "Make Sport Not War"NMN November 2001

• FALSE START #13: "Getting a 'Hand'le on Records"NMN April 2003 (Letter to Editor)

• FALSE START #A: ". . .To the Tracks of Tripoli"

• FALSE START #B: "New Year's Resolutions 2000"

• FALSE START #C: "PRESS-ING Forward"

• FALSE START #D: "RULES? WHAT RULES??"

• FALSE START #E: "The Track 'Yips'"

• FALSE START #F: "The Secret World of Combined-Eventers"

• FALSE START #G: "Age Graded WHAT??"

• FALSE START #H: "Track and Field - Is there a Doctor in the Fieldhouse?"

• FALSE START #I: "Medals, Patches and Curtain Rods"

• FALSE START #J: "Moving Meditation"

• FALSE START #K: "A Real False Start"